kiss him...on his wrinkly nose! animals 109 Likes 3 Comments Les Davis Elisabeta Ioana Covrig Hi Moose! Here's an early tip for you. Start mastering those cute puppy eyes you already have and your hooman(s) will not be able to say no to you. It will take you some time to master it. Maybe five minutes. :D I have a 13-year-old black & tan Dachshund and his puppy eyes still work wonders. It's just too damn cute and I'm too weak. Mera Tumpang I expected a java tutor...